Dating Wisdom 101

The only thing you get from sitting around waiting for
romance to happen is creases in your skirt.
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When it comes to choosing women, men are as shallow as your bathtub.
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Smile. Smile. Smile. “Why do we love babies? Their wonderful
smiles make up for what’s in their diapers.”
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If you don’t like what you see in the mirror, don’t break the mirror.
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Most men are as attracted to cleavage as toddlers are to electric sockets
and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
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It’s better to eat breakfast with the
morning paper than with the wrong man.
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Make a habit of going to bed with comfort food, and the
only thing you’ll find beside you when you wake up in the
morning is a bunch of crumbs.
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Your cup isn’t half-empty. It’s just
waiting to be filled. Start pouring!
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No need to despair if your hourglass figure has gained half
an hour. It’s never too late to lose weight.
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Turn off your Shy Button. Shrinking
violets bloom unseen.